90 Day Fiance: 10 Best Quotes From Larissa

Larissa Dos Santos Lima is one of 90 Day Fiance’s most popular and polarizing characters. Here are ten ludicrous quotes Larissa uttered on the show.

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90 Day Fiance is a hotbed for unstable couples that love to explode on each other. Larissa Dos Santos Lima and Colt Johnson provided fans with countless juicy tidbits regarding their marriage and divorce that proceeded. The two were featured on season 6 of 90 Day Fiance and season 4 of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? and never failed to produce nail-biting content.

Larissa tried moving on from Colt by dating a man named Eric who eventually ended up having dinner with Colt and Debbie to commiserate over being tormented by “The Queen” herself! Take a look at these ten unforgettable quotes Larissa said during her time on 90 Day Fiance, and “shut up-ee”!

10 “Where Is My Flowers?”

The first line Larissa utters to Colt on 90 Day Fiance, she asks “where is [sic] my flowers?” as he picks her up empty-handed at the airport. She’s not only disappointed but continues to bring up the flowers, trying to persuade him to buy some at the airport.

Colt refuses, beginning the long and irritating saga of “Coltee is Cheapee.” It started with no flowers and no air conditioning in the car, but the Goodwill wedding dress Larissa had to wear takes the cheap cake – if their wedding even featured a cake!

9 “More Bigee”

Short but sweet, this quote was given to us during a chat Colt and Larissa were having before all hope was lost. Larissa had just arrived in the United States and was expecting Las Vegas to be more like Beverly Hills. Disappointed with the townhouse Colt shares with his mom, Larissa had no qualms or hesitations when it comes to mentioning her grief.

Offending Debbie the first day, Larissa practically calls her taste in decor ugly, and says she needs a house that’s “more big-ee.” One of Larissa’s signature traits is her adding the “ee” sound to essentially any English word, from “Coltee” to “passive-aggressive-ee.” Needless to say, Debbie’s opinion was soured from this moment on.

8 “I Don’t Like Cookie Dough Because I Think She Should Lose Weight”

This one is absurd. It’s clear that Colt is a cat person and Larissa must love dogs. Cookie Dough, Colt’s adorable cat, found himself as Larissa’s new target of the day, which seems unexpected. “What did Cookie Dough ever do to you?” Colt asks Larissa defensively during one of their ITM’s.

“I don’t like Cookie Dough because I think she should lose weight,” Larissa says, grinning. She’s most likely trying to garner shock value, but poor Cookie Dough! He doesn’t deserve to be fat-shamed by Larissa; Cookie Dough could have a thyroid problem for all she knows!

7 “When I Have My Jaguar I’ll Take You To Drive Me, Okay?”

This scene takes place when Colt’s cousin John and his wife join the couple for lunch. After revealing his lack of support and happiness for Colt and Larissa, a screaming match between John and Larissa breaks out. After exclaiming that she will have “millions” within a few years, John questions her true motives.

Pompously, Larissa retorts: “When I have my Jaguar I’ll take you to drive me, okay?” to which John slams the sliding glass door.

6 “I Know That You Are Tired, You Are Fat, Look At You!”

During the end of their appearance on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? Colt and Larissa had been through quite the treacherous battle. After three domestic violence arrests on Larissa’s part and endless fighting with Colt’s mother Debbie, Larissa was at her wit’s end.

Colt was exasperatingly talking to her at the dinner table, saying that he was tired and exhausted from fighting. That’s when Larissa goes: “I know that you are tired, you are fat, look at you.” Quite mean, but Colt is no angel himself.

5 “Debbie Is Like, His Second Wife, But His Mother.”

Colt’s live-in mother Debbie was the source of much discontentment on Larissa’s end and caused many fights between the couple. Though Debbie seems like a harmless old lady, she can also be quite mean, and viewers quickly deciphered how bizarrely close Debbie and her son Colt were.

Access to all bank accounts, doing his laundry, and cooking every meal made Debbie more like Colt’s wife than his mother, and Larissa was not shy of pointing it out. “Debbie is like, his second wife, but his mother.” Brutal, but the truth!

4 “But I Marry You I have 70 Percent. 70 Percent Of The Decision”

This scene comes while Colt and Larissa are in the car, and Larissa is mentioning her woes about Debbie, worried they will never live without her. Colt beseeches Larissa to give Mother Debbie a second chance since Colt is the only family Debbie has.

Some may find it endearing that Colt wants to take such great (and close) care of his mother, but Debbie doesn’t just rely heavily on his financial support, they have an unhealthy dynamic. Larissa and Colt divorced just seven months after their nuptials.

3 “Marriage For Me Is Like, Hell”

During an interview with Larissa, Colt, and a producer, Larissa hilariously looks at the camera with one of her classic smirks and says “marriage for me is like, hell,” almost laughing at herself. Though her domestic violence charges are no joke, Larissa seems to be doing a lot better, now that she’s no longer in hell (AKA married to Colt).

Both Larissa and Colt had unique divorce celebrations: Colt began the trend with a divorce party at a Las Vegas strip club, while Larissa followed suit, throwing her own strip-club party, one-upping “Coltee” by showing off her new beau.

2 “First, You Say Things About MY Look!”

The Green-Eyed Monster makes an appearance during Colt and Larissa’s time on 90 Day Fiance when Colt has the audacity to compliment his waitress on her glasses. Just as they’re about to sit down for their wedding cake taste testing, Colt’s comment about the glasses completely throws Larissa through a loop.

Furious that she spent over two hours applying her makeup and Colt couldn’t bother to notice, Larissa gives him hell. “First you say things about MY look!” Larissa snaps at him, jealous that he didn’t compliment her first. This became a memorable quote and scene throughout the couple’s stint on the show.

1 “Who Is Against The Queen Will Die!”

Coming right off the John and Larissa fight, these two continue things inside when Larissa disinvites him to their wedding. After stomping her way upstairs, she screams “who is against the queen will die!” which instantly became a hit meme and unforgettable 90 Day Fiance quote.

Although she’s explosive and self-centered, Larissa makes for great reality television, and fans can’t get enough of her.

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