White Chicks: 10 Funniest Quotes From The Wayans Brothers Movie, Ranked

White Chicks is an outrageous 2004 comedy from the Wayans brothers. Here are some of the most hilarious, outlandish quotes from the film.

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In 2004, the Wayans brothers released White Chicks, an outrageous comedy about two male African-American cops named Kevin (Shawn Wayans) and Marcus (Marlon Wayans) who dress as two white women to go undercover and solve a kidnapping. While this film faced negative reviews from critics, it has since become a classic for its over-the-top humor and hilarious performances from the Wayans.

One of the best aspects of this film that has led audiences to love this film for the past 16 years is its effortlessly quotable lines. With a premise like this, the punchlines just keep on coming. So here are the 10 funniest quotes from this movie.

10 “I Know You Hookers Don’t Think This Is Over With.”

During one of the film’s more iconic scenes, the antagonistic Vandergeld sisters challenge Lisa, Karen, and Tori to an impromptu dance-off at the nightclub, where the two teams dance it out to Beyoncé’s “Crazy In Love.” Just when our main girls thought they had lost, Kevin and Marcus show up.

Marcus says this hilarious line, and they proceed to take down the Vandergeld sisters with a dance routine to Run-D.M.C.’s “It’s Tricky.” This scene has the 2000s stamp all over it.

9 “Somebody Throw Shamu Back Into The Ocean!”

This scene features Kevin in a changing room with a hysterically self-conscious Lisa. He throws a million different outfits in her direction, and none of them appear to be enough for her, as she shouts out this overdramatic exclamation.

This scene ends with Kevin telling her she needs professional help and running out of the room, yelling for Dr. Phil and Oprah.

8 “Hasta La Vista, Schwarzenegro.”

One of the funniest subplots in this film is Terry Crews’s character, Lattrell Spencer, and his undying crush on Marcus in his Tiffany disguise.

In one of the film’s weirder scenes, Lattrell walks up to Marcus while he is sunbathing. Marcus briefly wonders where the sun went before opening his eyes and seeing Lattrell, before uttering this hilarious Terminator 2 reference.

7 “How Did You Know? I Love This Song!”

When Lattrell is about to take Marcus out on a date, Marcus tries to scare him off with a song he believes a black person wouldn’t enjoy: “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton.

To Marcus’s shock, Lattrell loves this song and begins to sing along to it in great spirits. With this dazzling scene, Terry Crews made this song his own, giving viewers a glimpse of the hilariously sensitive giant Crews later plays on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

6 “Your Mother’s So Old That Her Breastmilk Is Powder!”

Early in Kevin and Marcus’s ruse, they meet the Vandergeld sisters. An insult match breaks out between them, and after Megan tells them, “your mother shops at Saks,” the two realize that “it’s mother time!” and begin to unload on the sisters with a plethora of “yo mama” jokes.

The highlight of this scene is this hilarious joke followed by Kevin blowing powder at the sisters.

5 “Move, B***h!”

This film establishes early on that Marcus is lactose-intolerant. However, he eats quiche at the party, unaware that it contains cheese. After this, Heather, Karen, and Lisa bring him to the bathroom. Marcus bursts inside and yells this hysterical line at a woman in the bathroom in his masculine voice.

From here, the scene only gets funnier, as Marcus locks himself in a stall and begins farting loudly as his legs twist in comedic ways.

4 “Yo, Hold My Poodle! Hold My Poodle!”

When Kevin and Marcus first emerge in their white girl costumes at the hotel, they face several men who catcall them.

The laughs immediately kick in when the two of them respond to these catcallers violently, with deep voices, threats, and over-the-top anger. This scene immediately sets the tone for what this movie is like: loud, energetic, and funny from start to finish.

3 “I Am So Frickin’ P*ssed!”

When the audience is first introduced to the real Wilson sisters, most hate them so much they love them. After they receive minor injuries in the car, they freak out and refuse to go to the Hamptons. In their outburst of misplaced rage, Brittany yells out, “I am so frickin’ p*ssed!” in a hilarious expression of anger.

When Kevin and Marcus are checking into the hotel, they are asked for a credit card and ID. Marcus, not wanting to blow his cover, takes what he learned from Brittany and yells out this line before going on a rant about how his plastic surgeon made him look like Shrek.

2 “Oopsie! I Had A Poopsie!”

One of the most uncomfortable yet hilarious scenes in the film is Lattrell and Marcus’ date. Marcus does everything he can to get rid of Lattrell, deploying disgusting eating habits and claiming to have athletes foot. These attempts to drive Marcus off have no effect.

After Marcus insults Lattrell’s basketball-playing ability, Lattrell becomes emotional, saying no woman had ever cared that much as he leans in for a kiss. Marcus abruptly farts to stop the kiss and says this ridiculous line. Lattrell only likes him even more after this, and according to Marcus, he responded by farting for 20 minutes.

1 “It’s Not Just A Bag. It’s Prada.”

While the girls are out in the street, a man steals Kevin’s purse. A wild chase ensues that ends with Kevin tackling the purse snatcher to the ground.

As the purse snatcher questions why he did all this for a bag, Kevin says the best line of the film: “It’s not just a bag. It’s Prada.” The sheer randomness of this line makes this the cherry on top of a scene that was already hilarious.

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