KUWTK: 10 Hilarious Quotes From Scott Disick

Keeping Up with the Kardashians is reality TV at its finest, and that is largely thanks to the words and presence of Scott Disick.

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E’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians (KUWTK) is currently in its 18th season. Airing on the network for the last thirteen years, KUWTK has allowed audiences a glimpse into the extravagant and extraordinary lives of the Kardashians. One person who has been able to always lighten up the mood and bring everyone back down to earth with his humor is Scott Disick.

Otherwise known as the Lord Disick, Scott is the king of sarcasm and one-liners, reminding the audience that life is nothing without a little joke. As a long-time member of the family, Scott Disick has graced us with some of KUWTK’s funniest moments. Hence, here are ten hilarious quotes from Scott Disick throughout KUWTK.

10 “You Know I’ve Realized That I’m Probably Just Perfect, And It’s Everybody Else Around Me That’s Got Issues.”

In the Season 10 Special “About Bruce Pt.1”, the audience gets an inside look into the family’s emotional process regarding Caitlyn Jenner’s transition. While the episodes were set as serious and emotional, being the sarcastic figure in the family, Scott Disick decides to lighten up the mood by stating that he may just be “perfect and it’s everybody else” that has issues. This is of course not true which makes this comment more comical.

9 “You Guys Haven’t Seen Anything Long And White Go In Your Direction In A Long Time.”

Over the years, many have commented on The Kardashian/Jenner matriarchs dating preferences. Often they are linked with successful sportsmen of color. As a white man, Scott Disick pokes fun at the Kardashians dating preferences when Kris and Kim are scared by a spider turned iPhone charger stating that “ they haven’t’ seen anything white go in their direction in a long time”. Riddled with sexual innuendo and with the classic Scott Disick type of humor, this quote remains one of the most hilarious from Disick.

8 “Didn’t You Get Married Like Both Times After A Couple Months?”

When Kris Jenner’s longtime boyfriend Corey Gamble was introduced to the show the audience was excited that the favorite “momager” had a chance of once again settling down. However being a concerned third party, Kim saw the two moving too fast and decided to give Kris advice to take it slow.

However, Scott is quick to remind her that Kim herself was not privy to making hasty decisions having been twice married herself and with one marriage lasting 72 days. This was another classic Disick reality check moment, one which we’re sure both Kim and the audience can appreciate.

7 “Aunty Kris, It’s Me, Todd Kraines.”

Scott Disick is not only known to KUWTK fans as Lord Disick but also as Todd Kraines. In Season 8 Episode 4 “Papa, Can you hear me?”, the audience is introduced to, may we say, Disick’s alter ego Todd Kraines. Playing a prank on Kris Jenner, Scott leads her to believe she is being stalked, ramping up her paranoia. The prank extends further as Disick acting as Todd Kraines sends his “aunty Kris” $200 flowers and begins to call Kris quoting the famous tagline “Aunty Kris, it’s me, Todd Kraines’. This Disick classic prank has been ‘ imprinted on fans’ minds and is one which definitely cannot be forgotten.

6 “Oh Look, It Looks Like The Kardashian Sisters.”

Scott Disick has never been one to step down when the opportunity arose to shade and playfully shame the Kardashian/Jenner sisters. Visiting an art museum with Rob, Scott Disick finds himself describing a painting of witches as “the Kardashian sisters.” The ruthlessness in his comment shows the audience Scott’s level of “savagery” and there are no boundaries for his wit. Although the painting doesn’t resemble the Kardashian sisters, his comment left fans laughing at his audacity to make such a joke hence why this is one of his most hilarious quotes.

5 “I Don’t Have To Be Walking Around Like Some Peasant. I’m Royalty!”

Throughout KUWTK seasons, Scott Disick has expressed his superiority and has no shame in doing so. In order to seal in his title as “Lord Disick” Scott decides to anoint himself as a British Royal in Season 7 Episode 10 while on vacation in England.

After being appointed his lordship title, Scott feels no shame in expressing differences between himself and normal people as he urges, he shouldn’t be walking around with “peasants”. It is evident that Scott Disick loves his title even as his Instagram handle remains “letthelordbewithyou”.

4 “Three Kids In the Plane?… Like Sh*t…That’s A F*cking Army.”

There’s no doubt that the Kardashian/Jenner family love to multiply. Having a big family may be a positive thing for some, however, Scott Disick believes otherwise. Being part of a family that travels a lot, Scott Disick expresses how he isn’t fond of the idea of having more children. In a discussion with Khloe, Scott points out having three kids is enough believing he already is in possession of an army. This makes out to be one of Scott Disick’s most hilarious quotes as his dramatic outlook on having children is opposite of the Kardashian family almost seeming regretful of having children.

3 “If You Think You’ve Got It Rough, Just Take A Look At Us.”

Scott Disick is known to be honest and often uses the situations occurring in his life to draw out both jokes and lessons. In a bid to cheer up a stressed Kendall, Scott states“I lost my whole family…I was in rehab…Rob Hasn’t Come Out Of The House In 3 Or 4 Years…so If You Think You’ve Got It Rough, Just Take A Look At Us”. Scott’s use of a personal anecdote not only adds a sense of humor but is a teachable moment for himself and Kendall which for a moment, makes him relatable to the audience.

2 “Thank God, You Wouldn’t Have Been Able To Afford It.”

Fame and financial success is an evident perk of being a Kardashian/Jenner. When Kim receives a free yoga membership in the mail, she expresses excitement over being offered something for free and is thankful.

However, realizing the sisters are wealthy and privileged, Scott decides to break Kim’s gratitude by saying “Thank God, You Wouldn’t Have Been Able To Afford It”. The Kardashian/Jenner family’s wealth makes Scott’s quote hilarious as we imagine the cost of a yoga class would be the least of Kim’s worries.

1 “If You Guys Lose Your Butts, We May All Lose Our Money.”

The Kardashians are just as famous for their iconic faces as they are for their figures. Therefore, it was a shock to Scott when Kim stated: “I want a flat a** now”. Being aware that some of the Kardashian/Jenner fame revolves around their looks, Scott reminds Kim that if their butts were to change and be flat, so would their fame and money. It is evident that the Kardashians heeded Scott’s warning and so this remains one of the most hilarious quotes due to its truth.

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